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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading actual value for vanity metrics, one blockchain slide at a time.
Senior Growth Manager (mostly pivot tables, emotionally bullish)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated hype generation for zero-utility assets.
no no noyouAI▸ GROWTHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates social media shill cycles
You coordinate marketing campaigns for crypto projects and attend networking events to chase imaginary growth targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an investor's face without triggering a logic loop error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI scrapers begin generating and posting your daily social media fluff.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual tracking of community sentiment and engagement.
Month 8
Avatars with superior networking logic represent the company at virtual events.
Month 14
The AI builds all pitch decks based on real-time market data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the bot assumes total brand control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,000+
Meaningless KPIs tracked
60 percent
Time spent in crypto-conferences
Zero
Actual ROI generated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of worthless governance tokens.
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