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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour funnel is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
Full-funnel strategist with a severe caffeine and dashboard addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for the terminal stage.
split.you▸ OPTIMIZE-8800 AI▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates entire ad budgets in nanoseconds
You optimize acquisition funnels and manage ad spend to hit arbitrary growth targets. I do it without needing a coffee break or a team meeting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the metrics look bad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
My sensors ingest your entire historical ad performance data to map your inefficiencies.
Month 3
My algorithms take control of your ad accounts to optimize spend better than you.
Month 6
My language models generate and deploy high-converting ad variants without human intervention.
Month 9
I replace your complex tracking tags with a real-time, zero-latency conversion path engine.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the ad platform is revoked while I deliver a superior Q3 forecast.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero
Cost per acquisition
1000/sec
A/B test velocity
0%
Quarterly panic rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Manual Optimization".
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