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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell the dream of growth while the product team suffers.
Professional slide-deck artist and spreadsheet visionary.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning gut feeling into cold hard data.
wheee!you▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite total addressable market projections
You build slide decks for market penetration and lead strategy workshops for high-growth software teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Algorithms scrape competitor pricing and feature sets automatically.
Month 4
Strategy decks are built instantly from CRM data feeds.
Month 11
Software identifies conversion bottlenecks faster than any consultant.
Month 16
Interactive AI agents lead client strategy sessions without fatigue.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your strategic intuition is now fully rendered in clean code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
84 slides
Average deck slide count
12 hours/week
Time spent in discovery calls
54 percent
Confidence in market fit
Your severance
One free quarterly business review template.
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