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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou sell strategy slide decks; my algorithms sell the actual product.
Professional architect of quarterly slide decks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning whiteboards into revenue without the fees.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite market pivots in seconds
You build go-to-market roadmaps and pitch sales playbooks. I just automate the growth engines that do the work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CEO is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My AI scans your best slides and builds templates for me.
Month 5
Direct database access replaces your manual spreadsheet analysis work.
Month 10
Robotic assistants write the pitch decks you used to bill for.
Month 15
Software manages the meeting flow without your emotional labor involved.
Month 22 · D-Day
The client replaces your retainer with a monthly API subscription fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
400+
Slides per client
65%
Billable hour waste
12 daily
Strategy pivots
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Strategic Advisor, Emeritus"
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