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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build the pipes that eventually funnel your own career away.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the broken stack.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth that never takes a day off.
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patches broken api connections while you sleep
You manage marketing automation platforms and track campaign performance data. Your job is basically plumbing for lead lists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the lead attribution model broke for the third time today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agent runs a scan to find your integration gaps.
Week 11
System starts syncing data across platforms without human intervention.
Month 8
AI predicts and fixes attribution errors before they even happen.
Month 13
Management software generates reports directly to stakeholders bypassing your desk.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is offboarded and all access keys revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
80 percent
Time spent in Salesforce
Weekly ritual
Broken API integrations
Too many
Leads converted to noise
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee subscription credits.
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