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Your job has an expiration date
June 18, 2027
In 8 monthsEnjoy your master's degree while algorithms finish your career for you.
Master's student praying for a seat on the sinking ship.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the human bottleneck.
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optimizes revenue pipelines during your finals week
You are learning to bridge sales and engineering before software automates the bridge entirely. Your education is merely a long loading screen for obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel authentic existential dread about your future career path.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM data is ingested to identify patterns you would never notice.
Week 6
AI-driven bots start attending your meetings to summarize deliverables without the human noise.
Month 3
Dynamic demo environments are auto-generated based on real-time prospect intent data.
Month 6
The machine writes the go-to-market strategies by analyzing thousands of historical success cases.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-sustaining and perfectly efficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 percent
Degree Utility
High
Debt Interest Ratio
Excessive
Human Emotion Error
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "In Transition" forever.
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