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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace GTM Manager jobs? · Latest report #9ysyrd9f
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just calendars fighting with ego until the product ships.
Professional cat herder for geniuses who hate calendars.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated human alignment without the messy feelings.
help!youAI▸ SYNCPULSE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules recursive meetings until consensus is reached
You spend all day forcing smart people to talk to each other about product launches. Your value is purely social friction.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at telling people they are wrong without making them quit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting meeting times that actually respect everyone's focus blocks.
Month 5
Bots pull data directly from Jira to kill weekly status meetings.
Month 10
AI agents summarize all product comms into one single source.
Month 15
Logic engines resolve team disagreements based on historical performance data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The GTM function is fully automated by the core product engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
47 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
94 percent
Emails that could be status logs
112
Unnecessary Slack threads per week
Your severance
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