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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsYou track funnel leaks until the metrics become your only personality trait.
Full-Stack CRM Wrangler, professional spreadsheet babysitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated revenue flow for the soul-less
toast.youAI▸ PIPELINEPILOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures lead routing logic in real-time
You wrangle Salesforce dashboards, fix broken lead routing, and argue about attribution logic all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the VP about why the pipeline looked bad last week.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent identifies every field you manually update each morning.
Month 3
Smart rules take over the lead assignment workflows you built.
Month 7
Automated vision models generate the weekly reports you used to format.
Month 13
The system learns to resolve CRM duplicate errors without human eyes.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-optimises the funnel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Infinite
Funnel leak reports generated
90 percent
Hours spent cleaning CRM data
Too many
Meetings about lead attribution
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of Slack access.
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