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April 13, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour quota is a suggestion, but my algorithm is an ultimatum.
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optimizes lead funnels until they vanish
You chase leads and force synergy across departments. I just automate the rejection letters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a prospect with genuine, moist-eyed human conviction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated outreach mimics your tone while ignoring your typos.
Month 4
Smart bots ingest all client data without you touching a keyboard.
Month 8
Generative models build pitch decks tailored to individual prospect pain points.
Month 13
Algorithmic pricing engines handle contract terms based on real-time market data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the bot out-closes your quarterly average.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
124 per hour
Meaningless buzzwords per call
0.04 percent
Pipeline conversion rate
Your severance
a LinkedIn Premium subscription and a firm handshake
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