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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell AI tools that exist solely to make you unemployed.
Professional slide-deck artisan and expert-level jargon generator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated market penetration for the soulless enterprise.
no no noyou▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect pitch decks in four seconds
You build go-to-market roadmaps, define buyer personas, and draft messaging for software products that generate their own demand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect which executive is bluffing in a boardroom, a skill no sensor possesses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scrapes your CRM and sales logs to learn patterns.
Week 8
Algorithms replace your market sizing models with real-time analytics.
Month 5
Generative models produce all your pitch decks and case studies.
Month 10
Real-time chatbots now handle all internal sales strategy questions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of market messaging without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12,000
Slides built
44
Buzzwords per pitch
Infinite
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium automation suite.
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