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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell imaginary digital fortresses using decks that nobody actually reads.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot-table enthusiast.
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You align sales messaging with product releases and build slide decks to justify marketing spend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget over dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your CRM data to build reports automatically.
Month 4
AI models write your product launch slides and emails.
Month 10
Algorithms predict revenue trends better than your gut feeling.
Month 16
Software agents handle the cross-departmental alignment tasks.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the company strategy without your slides.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
42
Slides per deal
68%
Pipeline churn rate
99%
Buzzword density
Your severance
One static slide deck titled 'Lessons Learned'.
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