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Your job has an expiration date
September 30, 2116
In 90 yearsReality is far harder to cultivate than your fictional spirit worms.
Master of fictional bugs and metaphysical despair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematizing the path to eternal non-existence.
sluurp.you▸ DAOPROCESSOR X-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 90 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates your inevitable demise in ten thousand ways
You spend eons gathering soul essence and managing dangerous immortal apertures in a chaotic spirit realm.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to make terrible life choices based on ancient poetry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
The machine models your spirit path as a series of errors.
Year 14
Sensors manage your internal spirit flow better than your intuition.
Year 41
Algorithms predict every catastrophe before your meditation cycle finishes.
Year 68
The machine proves ascension is statistically impossible for organic entities.
Year 90 · D-Day
You are replaced by a static background process in the universe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9% theoretical
Immortal essence efficiency
Calculable
Tribulation survival rate
Zero
Spirit worm corruption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital void.
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