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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsCollecting magic bugs is just inventory management with more venomous bites.
Master of creepy-crawlies, expert in ritualized insect grooming.
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Bio-engineered perfection without the messy stings.
split.youAI▸ HEXBUG-SYNTHESIZER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
synthesizes flawless poison vials on demand
You capture, breed, and refine insects for alchemical or combat utility. It is glorified pest control.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which jar holds the swarm that actually obeys your commands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the optimal genetic traits of your insects.
Month 3
Smart enclosures replace manual temperature and humidity adjustments.
Month 16
Precision pincers sort insects without requiring your vulnerable fingers.
Year 2.5
Laboratory vats manufacture toxins faster than a hive ever could.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your collection is digitized and the live specimens are composted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too high
Annual venom exposure
42
Insects fed per hour
18%
Chance of ritual failure
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic synthetic pheromones.
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