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Your job has an expiration date
October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsGood luck automating the sheer audacity of your tactical incompetence.
Professional insurgent with a surprisingly robust supply chain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Revolutionary efficiency for the modern insurgent.
splat.you▸ CHAOSCOMMANDER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
ignites a proxy war via algorithm
Operating in decentralized, high-stakes, unstructured environments while evading detection. It involves deep field intelligence and rapid adaptation to shifting geopolitical terrain.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational conviction required to survive when the data says retreat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Algorithms begin poisoning your signals to ensure your communications remain permanently disconnected.
Year 14
Autonomous drones quietly intercept and misroute your vital logistical support packages.
Year 25
Spatial AI maps every potential route, effectively zoning you into a useless corner.
Year 38
Machines flood your movement with synthetic counter-narratives to dissolve internal cohesion.
Year 50 · D-Day
A surveillance swarm provides you with a corporate retirement pamphlet and mandatory surrender.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
94%
Ideological drift
12%
Tactical coherence
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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