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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour smile is just a manual handshake for a customer query.
Expert at nodding while ignoring your specific refund request.
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Returns processed at the speed of regret
bzzt.youAI▸ REFUNDLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk returns with total indifference
You manage refund queues, handle aggressive returns, and scan barcode receipts all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about the product condition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customer return kiosks replace your counter for simple barcode scans.
Month 4
Camera vision systems verify product condition instead of your eyes.
Month 8
Refund rules migrate to a central system to block fraud.
Month 13
Mechanical arms bin the returns based on inventory destination.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated as the counter goes fully dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 minutes
Avg return processing time
12 percent
Customer patience rating
3 miles
Receipt paper wasted
Your severance
A one-year supply of thermal receipt paper rolls.
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