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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsPredictive algorithms know exactly which elective will bore you to tears.
Professional dream-crusher and schedule-optimizer for anxious pre-teens.
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Optimising student outcomes through cold data.
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You track student progress and handle social-emotional crises with endless forms and parent meetings. Efficiency is currently low.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a teenager's posture during a difficult conversation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
The system scrapes all historical student records and grades.
Month 8
Algorithms assign classes based on statistical success probabilities.
Month 16
Software flags at-risk students based on text patterns.
Year 2.2
Parents meet only with the screen instead of you.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The school board replaces your office with a kiosks station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
42
Average student interactions per day
800
Form pages filled annually
94 percent
Emotional suppression factor
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a meditation app.
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