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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague life goals into a spreadsheet of missed opportunities.
Professional dream-crusher with a focus on database entry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated destiny without the human hesitation.
toast.youAI▸ LIFEPATH-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters career paths based on market data
You review student records, conduct career advice interviews, and update database notes for future planning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their passion for a failing degree.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are scanned into the new central system.
Month 4
The AI answers the most frequent student career questions.
Month 8
The system identifies missing prerequisites before you even look.
Month 13
Software models predict student success better than your intuition.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system handles all sessions and closes your account forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
42 minutes
Average session duration
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 10am
18
Forms filed per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying 'Ready for the Future'.
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