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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthNavigation is a solved problem, and your leash is now legacy.
The original organic GPS, currently prone to squirrels.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reliable navigation with zero treat dependency.
sluurp.you▸ PATHFINDER-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
detects curbs and hazards in real time
You provide constant physical guidance and obstacle avoidance to humans. You represent the absolute peak of biological service.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a non-verbal emotional bond that no sensor array will ever replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity LIDAR drones map every curb in the city.
Month 6
Wearable vests replace the leash with tactile directional vibrations.
Month 15
Computer vision models train on millions of pedestrian interactions.
Year 2.3
Algorithms learn to ignore unsafe commands from the user.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final harness is retired for a smart navigation frame.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
14
Average treats per shift
Zero
Distraction incidents
99.9%
Reliability uptime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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