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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Guild Navigator jobs? · Latest report #38e9pq2c
Your job has an expiration date
May 18, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTrading spice-addled hallucinations for superior computational route calculation.
Trans-dimensional pathfinder with a serious gas dependency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No spice required, no brain damage included.
squeeze.youAI▸ FOLDINGENGINE-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
folds space without needing a permit
Calculating interstellar trajectories while trapped in a gas tank. Monitoring complex navigational data for deep-space spice transport.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the safest path through a nebula when the sensors fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors begin logging all your navigational inputs to build models.
Month 6
The AI learns to predict space-time folds without inhaling gas.
Month 15
The FoldingEngine-9 calculates paths alongside you during routine transit.
Year 2.3
We remove your tank equipment for safety and sanitation compliance.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The computer fully automates all interstellar flight, firing the guild.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
42 percent
Human error rate
zero
Mutated appendages
infinite
Calculating speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic spice substitute.
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