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the late 1700s
Already deprecatedYou represent the most efficient, yet least sustainable, career path ever.
Historical executioner, currently exploring new industries (unemployed).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate solution for messy exits.
split.youAI▸ FINALITY-X▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE LATE 1700SAI's Special Power
drops the blade with mechanical precision
You managed the blade drop and the basket collection for state-mandated exits.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a singular, unwavering focus on the finality of your professional deliverables.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1789
The French Revolution standardized the process, making you briefly feel essential.
1850
More efficient release systems made your manual input feel increasingly redundant.
1939
Laws changed and the public found the display distasteful, killing your demand.
1977
Modern society replaced your messy physical solution with quieter, indoor methods.
Already
The era of the blade is officially closed for all human operators.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2 seconds
Average cycle time
1 head
Basket capacity
0 percent
Error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet farm.
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