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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour chisel is fine, but our CNC is actually awake.
Master of sawdust, glue fumes, and infinite patience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect resonance through precision geometry.
oof.you▸ LUTHIERBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
carves custom neck profiles in ten minutes
You shape tonewoods, fret necks, and glue joints by hand. We replicate the geometry, not the romanticism.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a piece of mahogany decides to fight your plane.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your most popular body shapes and neck profiles.
Month 7
Five-axis mills cut the primary wood blocks to near-finished specs.
Month 16
Vision-guided arms glue joints with exact, consistent structural pressure.
Year 2.2
Laser-guided systems press and level frets faster than human hands.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Humans stop touching the wood entirely to ensure zero defects.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
14 percent
Average wood wastage
72 hours
Varnish cure time
0.001 mm
Intonation error margin
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of generic sandpaper.
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