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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell wood and wire while the internet does the demo.
Professional riff-demonstrator and professional gear-talker.
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Perfect riffs without the unwashed customer hands.
toast.youAI▸ FRETMASTER 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your tone to sound professional
You facilitate amateur shredding by demoing riffs and managing inventory. Your role is essentially a human catalog that vibrates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a customer's spouse hates their new guitar purchase.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors map every unit in your shop to a real-time web catalog.
Month 4
Robotic fingers play perfectly consistent riffs to replace your repetitive in-store demonstrations.
Month 10
Vision-guided scanners detect neck warps and setup issues faster than your tired eyes.
Month 16
An LLM replaces your advice by matching gear specs to customer ego profiles instantly.
Month 21 · D-Day
The shop is converted to a high-density vending machine with no human staff required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Wonderwall requests per shift
0
Calluses per fingertip
94%
Sales lost to online stores
Your severance
One pack of Ernie Ball Slinkys and a tuner.
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