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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour fingers hurt so students can pay for your indifference.
Professional fret-scrubber and chord-chart reader.
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Perfect rhythm, zero judgment.
help!youAI▸ FRETMASTER PRO V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks every micro-error in real time
You teach basic scales, chord transitions, and finger placement to students. You correct their posture and rhythm errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically nudge a student's wrist into the correct ergonomic position.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and motors now handle all guitar tuning for students.
Month 4
Cameras track finger placement and alert students to errors instantly.
Month 8
Audio feedback software replaces the need for metronome counting.
Month 13
Algorithms adjust difficulty based on student progress without your help.
Month 18 · D-Day
Music halls are fully automated with haptic feedback guitar rigs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 percent
Average student progress
100 percent
Tutor ear fatigue
too many
Broken G-strings replaced
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium metronome app.
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