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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTrading your hours of boredom for a perfectly calibrated flight algorithm.
High-altitude button pusher with a very expensive headset.
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The sky is now a logic grid.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOPILOT ELITE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect instrument landings in zero visibility
You navigate flight paths, manage complex fuel loads, and monitor cabin pressurization systems. The machine will do all that without needing to sleep or worry about jet lag.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to land in a storm based on a gut feeling.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin recording your landing techniques to map your decision-making patterns.
Month 7
A silent software agent begins suggesting route adjustments that you will eventually start accepting.
Month 16
Robotic tugs and sensor arrays take over the ground movement process entirely.
Year 2.5
Flight management systems take full control of oceanic crossing navigation and fuel management.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cockpit becomes a remote server room and your seat is replaced by extra storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per flight
94%
Hours spent staring at clouds
Zero
Manual landing attempts
Your severance
One economy class ticket to a destination of choice.
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