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Will AI replace Gum Removal Specialist jobs? · Latest report #3v5erv2p
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour sticky mission ends when the urban sanitation drones take over.
Professional surface cleaner of discarded city memories.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Painless scraping for every public surface.
oof.you▸ STIK-AWAY PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
vapourizes sticky residue with high-heat steam
You spend your day patrolling public railings to scrape off discarded chewing gum. It is a lonely chore.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the specific history of the city by looking at its gum stains.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify high-density gum clusters across the city layout.
Month 6
Robotic units test localized heat application on metal railings.
Month 12
Fleet units begin scheduled cleaning cycles without human oversight.
Month 16
Algorithms optimize paths to remove gum faster than you can.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your scraping tools are retired for permanent automated sanitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Average gum clumps per block
99%
Public complaints ignored
6
Tools replaced annually
Your severance
A lifetime supply of minty fresh mouthwash.
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