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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career has the same lifespan as a gym towel.
Professional floor-wiping enthusiast and mat-rolling expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sanitising the world, one machine at a time.
split.you▸ SWEATWIPE PRO 2000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sanitises benches before the sweat cools
You mop floors, manage equipment, and act as a glorified doorman for sweaty patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a gym member is about to drop a weight on their toe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Motion cameras start tracking mat placement and bench cleanliness.
Month 10
Remote entry systems eliminate the need for shop openers.
Year 1.9
Floor-scrubbing vacuums replace the manual mop-and-bucket ritual.
Year 3
Vending machines take over towel and water distribution.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
40 liters daily
Average sweat wiped
120 per shift
Yoga mats rolled
Every 30 mins
Sauna resets
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm gym water.
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