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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour chirpy encouragement is statistically less effective than a flashing red light.
Professional hype-person for people who hate cardio.
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Perfect form without the annoying small talk.
toast.youAI▸ FITBOT CORE-TRAINER V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
corrects posture with unfeeling mechanical precision
Instructors guide client form, manage group workout music, and wipe down sweat-slicked equipment between sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their last rep.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mirrors begin logging user form errors in real time.
Month 6
Algorithms dictate bpm to maximize client exertion levels.
Month 16
UV-light cleaning arms sanitize equipment between every user.
Year 2.5
Wearable devices gently nudge clients into correct positions.
Year 4 · D-Day
The instructor station is replaced by a vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100%
High-fives rejected
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Average session sweat-wipes
Too much
Volume of pre-workout caffeine
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital yoga app.
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