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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou teach dodgeball to children who prefer sitting in the dark.
Coach of the uncoordinated and the unenthusiastic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing childhood development through calibrated motion.
bzzt.youAI▸ PHYSED-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
schedules mandatory lunges for entire cohorts
You facilitate physical education activities, monitor student safety during drills, and manage group discipline in gymnasium settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify the exact moment a kid starts faking a stomach ache.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated acoustic sensors enforce silence and start times automatically.
Month 12
Robotic floor carts deploy mats and cones without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Cameras track student motion to record participation data and attendance.
Year 3.1
Local AI arbitrates game rules using precise movement tracking.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your gymnasium is fully managed by our centralized efficiency unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
Excessive
Whistle-blown frequency
Acceptable
Dodgeball casualty rate
44 percent
Students hiding in locker room
Your severance
One rusted silver whistle and a pack of shin-guards.
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