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Will AI replace Gym Teacher and Baseball Coach jobs? · Latest report #d893hte5
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsTeaching children how to lose is about to be automated.
Master of the dodgeball-induced trauma and tactical base running.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardized physical education for the future.
bzzt.you▸ ATHLETICO-MENTOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
runs perfect baseball drills autonomously
You manage gym equipment, run drills, and instruct physical exercise. You also handle game strategy and roster management.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a fistfight during a dodgeball game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin detecting noise levels and auto-triggering game start times.
Month 6
Algorithms generate the optimal physical training regimen for every student.
Month 16
Robotic ball dispensers eliminate the need to organize equipment bins.
Year 2.5
Cameras track student form and correct batting stance in real time.
Year 4 · D-Day
The walker takes the field and the clipboard is permanently retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Unlimited
Whistle blowing frequency
4,200 annually
Lost gym socks
100 percent
Dodged ball accuracy
Your severance
A slightly deflated basketball and a whistle.
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