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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsJudging code you don't understand while eating free lukewarm pizza.
Professional visionary of low-quality side projects.
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Quantifying innovation without the food poisoning.
oof.youAI▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out vaporware in nanoseconds
You evaluate amateur software prototypes based on arbitrary business value and questionable slide deck aesthetics.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feign excitement while smelling unwashed teenage developer despair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors scan project decks for buzzwords and score them instantly.
Week 8
AI models cross-reference GitHub code against existing open-source libraries.
Month 3
Algorithms measure pitch delivery confidence to determine winner bias.
Month 5
Virtual agents simulate real users to debunk project viability claims.
Month 6 · D-Day
The judge is replaced by a script that picks winners randomly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2
Average pizza slices consumed
0.04%
Time spent actually reading code
12
Buzzwords heard per pitch
Your severance
One lifetime supply of stale energy drinks.
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