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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour hands are nimble but your booking app is definitely terminal.
Master of scissors, gossip, and floor-sweeping endurance.
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Perfect symmetry without the awkward small talk.
oof.youAI▸ FOLLICLE-ALIGNER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses cowlicks with infrared precision
You wash, cut, and color hair while managing client expectations and salon chemistry. The mirror never lies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a client hates their cut before they look.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The booking app starts ghosting clients who ask for difficult trims.
Month 12
Automated color vats dispense the perfect chemical mix every time.
Year 2.4
Robotic arms map the skull geometry to prevent uneven layers.
Year 3.8
Sensors detect hair on the floor and vacuum it instantly.
Year 5 · D-Day
The chair locks automatically; you are now free to do anything else.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
45 minutes
Average chair time
zero
Banter retention rate
millimetric
Clipping accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium leave-in conditioner.
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