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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsYour hands are slow, imprecise, and demand far too many breaks.
Artisan of the trim, conqueror of split ends.
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Precision trims without the awkward small talk.
ow.youAI▸ FOLLICLE-FLOW 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect fades in sixty seconds
You spend your day sectioning hair, using shears, clippers, and razors to shape styles based on client requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client secretly hates their bangs and offer validation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the client scalp to identify precise growth patterns.
Month 5
Pincers and tension guides replace manual hair sectioning clips.
Month 13
Robotic shears follow software paths to cut hair evenly.
Year 1.9
Integrated vacuums remove debris immediately during the cutting process.
Year 3 · D-Day
The unit begins full service, rendering manual cutting obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
140
Average snips per minute
99 percent
Small talk fatigue index
3 tons
Hair swept off floor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-clumping hair sweepers.
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