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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSoon the only thing you will sweep up is your own ambition.
Professional shampoo-basin technician and observer of haircuts.
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Perfect layers, zero awkward small talk.
help!youAI▸ COIF-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters gossip from every salon chair
You wash hair, mix color formulas, and watch seniors perform cuts. Your main job is being useful but invisible.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually about to cry before they do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors track color usage so you stop over-ordering supplies.
Month 6
Robotic dispensers mix exact formulas to avoid human errors.
Month 17
Autonomous floor sweepers clear hair clippings in real time.
Year 2.9
Precision pressure-washers automate the shampoo and scalp massage process.
Year 4 · D-Day
Integrated cutting arms take over the final trim flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2 miles
Average floor hair swept
14 minutes
Awkward silence duration
too many
Color mix errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium split-end serum.
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