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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour mirror is a screen, and my arms are much steadier.
Master of scissors, therapist, and professional back-pain enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect layers, zero awkward small talk.
oof.youAI▸ FOLLICLE-FIXER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect layers while ignoring client drama
You wash, cut, and style hair all day while managing constant client chatter. It is a messy, social craft.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a client needs to vent about their ex.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Mirrors suggest style changes based on face shape and facial data.
Month 12
Robotic vats mix exact chemical ratios to ensure zero product waste.
Year 2.4
Sensors map scalp temperature and hair density to optimize water pressure.
Year 3.8
Soft-touch robotic grippers hold hair sections for perfectly even cuts.
Year 5 · D-Day
The salon goes fully autonomous, removing human error and emotional labor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
18 percent
Average tip percentage
9 out of 10
Daily back pain scale
8 hours
Hours spent standing daily
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium split-end serum.
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