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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTrying to solve the unsolvable is a great way to stay unemployed.
Theoretical academic chasing ghosts in the machine.
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Returns error before you even finish thinking.
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You spend your life trying to decide if programs halt. Spoiler alert: they don't, or you can't tell.
The one thing AI can't do
You can stare at an infinite loop and feel a sense of profound irony.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The system labels everything as non-halting immediately.
Day 2
Self-referential paradoxes are discarded as garbage data.
Day 2
Approximation replaces the need for actual truth.
Day 2
Formal verification is deemed a waste of electricity.
Month 6 · D-Day
The logic gate is permanently welded into an output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
Zero
Decisions made correctly
Four gallons
Coffee consumed per proof
Infinite
Time spent in existential dread
Your severance
A single blank sheet of paper and good luck.
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