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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour artisanal imperfections are just inefficient data points for our sensors.
Expert at turning raw materials into expensive boutique trash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision assembly without the human fatigue.
ow.youAI▸ ASSEMBLER-BOT GEN 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates production parameters to eliminate human variances
You assemble small goods by hand using specialized tools and materials. It is inefficient, slow, and delightfully outdated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, non-standard texture changes in raw materials by touch alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors map your workspace to record every single movement.
Month 7
The machine learns your specific assembly process for your products.
Month 16
Gantry arms replace the need for your clumsy hands.
Year 2.2
Automated crates replace your manual handling of raw goods.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine starts production and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Average material waste
8 percent
Human error rate
4 units
Average hourly output
Your severance
A voucher for a 3D printer you cannot use.
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