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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 2, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsMoving crates is a gravity problem that you keep getting wrong.
Professional heavy lifter, chronic lower-back pain enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics handled, efficiency maxed, humans removed.
stretchy.youAI▸ CARGOFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stabilizes heavy loads at zero friction
You manually sort, scan, and load freight onto trucks or racks. Your back is a depreciating company asset.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively balance a pallet that has been poorly stacked by a human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags replace your manual barcode scanning process entirely.
Month 5
Guided floor robots take over moving pallets across the warehouse.
Month 13
Robotic arms apply film with perfectly uniform tension every time.
Year 1.9
Software calculates the exact truck loading pattern to optimize weight.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your physical presence is no longer required in the shipping bay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 percent
Manual crate error rate
12 kilometers
Average lift height daily
15 minutes
Coffee break duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of orthopedic back cream.
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