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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour distortion pedal is just a primitive analog noise-gate for obsolescence.
Professional loud noise maker and van-sleeping enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect tone without the ego-driven tantrums.
no no noyou▸ RIFFENGINE-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers pyrotechnics on the perfect beat
You write riffs, tour in cramped vans, and struggle to sync your rhythm section perfectly every night.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat through a shirt and sell a lie with a guitar solo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your entire catalog to synthesize mathematically perfect hooks.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle the heavy lifting of gear into venues faster.
Month 13
Laser-projected performers never miss a note or demand a rider.
Year 1.9
Precision clocking replaces the need for human rhythm section discipline.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The band plug is pulled; pure synthesized rock broadcasts directly now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
Every tour
Van breakdown frequency
Too long
Time spent tuning
Your severance
One free digital download of your failed demo tape.
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