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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou make expensive toys that eventually end up in a landfill.
Professional pitch-deck creator and venture capital ghoster.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capital allocation without the existential dread.
oof.youAI▸ VENTUREBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets while you sleep
You juggle supply chains, investors, and product design while pretending you understand manufacturing logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a skeptical VC into funding a paperweight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts failure before you even start the first prototype.
Month 4
Smart software bots negotiate cheaper parts without your desperate pleading.
Month 10
Simulation models test durability so you stop breaking expensive samples.
Month 16
Algorithm generates the perfect pitch deck to satisfy robotic investors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes the office lease and starts shipping better versions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.2 times
Pivot frequency per quarter
32 hours
Hours spent ignoring unit costs
99 percent
Average burn rate anxiety
Your severance
One free ticket to a crowded pivot-to-AI seminar.
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