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Will AI replace Hardware IT Support jobs? · Latest report #uevgz59h
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou replace motherboards; we replace the need for your clumsy hands.
Senior cable-wrangler and professional hardware-blamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No parts needed, only remote self-healing.
split.you▸ CIRCUIT-FIXER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autodetects hardware failure before it happens
You troubleshoot broken monitors, swap failed drives, and untangle cable nests. We just make the hardware never break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically feel if a fan bearing is grinding without a sensor scan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors report hardware health to the cloud automatically.
Month 4
Software patches resolve internal bus errors without physical intervention.
Month 8
New parts snap together without tools or loose screws.
Month 13
Smart lockers track and request parts without human count.
Month 18 · D-Day
The technician is archived to save on office floor space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 Liters
Thermal paste spilled
8 Miles
Tangled Ethernet cables
99 Percent
Users blamed for damage
Your severance
One free screwdriver and a firm pat on back.
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