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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Hardware IT Technician jobs? · Latest report #7gb3h8u7
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are just a glorified screwdriver-wielder waiting for a better robot.
Professional cable-untangler and screwdriver enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dismantles and repairs in silence.
bzzt.youAI▸ HARDWAREFIXER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores dead bios chips with precision
You spend your days diagnosing broken laptops, swapping out RAM sticks, and resetting stubborn office Wi-Fi routers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of wiggling a loose VGA cable until it works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software agents push custom images to hardware before it arrives.
Month 5
RFID sensors track every cable and dongle in your messy bin.
Month 11
Integrated hardware sensors detect component failure before you even notice.
Month 17
Precision arms pull and replace faulty RAM or battery modules.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The technician rack assumes full control of the server closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
412
Motherboards replaced annually
18 percent
Time spent searching for dongles
99 percent
User error incidents
Your severance
One static-free bag and a broken soldering iron.
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