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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Gantt charts are just beautiful obituaries for your own career.
Professional cat-herder of supply chains and shipping containers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reality for the physical world.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCPROJECTOR V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
recalibrates global shipping routes in seconds
You track supply chain logistics and hardware integration timelines. You ensure bike components meet local regulatory requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a factory partner is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI pulls data from factory logs to replace your update slides.
Month 6
Software predicts component shortages before the vendors even realize they happen.
Month 13
Vision models cross-reference city safety codes against hardware specs automatically.
Month 20
Smart contracts negotiate procurement pricing without human emotion or fatigue.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the hardware ecosystem manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9% higher
Gantt chart accuracy
Milliseconds faster
Vendor delay alerts
Zero per cent
Hardware launch failure
Your severance
One free bike lock and a map to nowhere.
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