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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTesting physical buttons until the plastic finally gives up in exhaustion.
Professional button-masher and terminal stress-tester
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Pressing every key combination before you wake
toast.youAI▸ BUTTONMASHER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
presses ten thousand sequences every minute
You press keys on payment terminals all day to find bugs. Then you write reports about it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plastic latch feels like it is about to snap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical sensors begin watching you press keys to learn patterns.
Month 6
Pneumatic arms take over the repetitive button smashing sessions.
Month 12
Software captures errors directly from the terminal serial ports.
Month 16
A rack of terminals gets tested in parallel at speed.
Year 2 · D-Day
The unit is fully autonomous and your badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
4500
Button clicks per hour
12 tonnes
Total stress on springs
4 per shift
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A box of used bubble wrap and broken switches
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