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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour quota is just a math problem that solved itself already.
Professional cold-caller, spreadsheet warrior, storage evangelist.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
help!you▸ PITCH-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire procurement workflow overnight
You pitch enterprise storage arrays and manage long-cycle client procurement processes. Your desk is a graveyard of CRM tabs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which client actually answers their phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI handles all your initial cold outreach and follow-up sequences.
Month 4
Bot updates your pipeline data in real-time without human input.
Month 10
System generates perfect hardware quotes based on live stock data.
Month 15
AI-driven chat agents handle pricing negotiations with procurement teams.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system closes the final deal and logs your exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42%
Average deals lost to email
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
99%
CRM fields ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad stapler.
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