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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou point at lightbulbs until the customer finally buys the wrong one.
Expert in explaining why the plumbing kit won't fit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The aisle is a map you don't need.
oof.you▸ HARDWARENAVIGATOR PRO 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
locates obscure hardware parts in seconds
Explaining electrical components to confused contractors and locating drill bits in endless aisles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which cheap drywall anchor will actually hold a shelf.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras map every SKU to a specific bin location.
Month 7
Tablets replace the need for employees to point at items.
Month 16
Gantry systems manage the high-rack overstock without any human help.
Year 2.2
Computer vision confirms every item in the cart automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
The warehouse becomes a fully automated fulfillment and retail cell.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 minutes
Average aisle wander time
42 percent
Wrong nut size sold
890 daily
Helpful pointing gestures
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mismatched plastic wall plugs.
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