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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Hardware Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #j93bbyct
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour soldering iron is just a fancy way to burn electricity.
Still waiting for the JTAG header to stop acting up.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total board transparency in microseconds.
split.youAI▸ CHIPSENTINEL-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
extracts encrypted keys from hardware registers
You probe boards for vulnerabilities and dump firmware. I just scan the schematics once.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a chip is physically fried before the logs even trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire hardware stack without touching a probe.
Month 5
An AI identifies every possible gate vulnerability before it exists.
Month 10
Robotic needles pull data from chips without physical soldering irons.
Month 15
The machine generates firmware mitigations faster than you can write.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your lab is recycled into high-speed testing processors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4ms
Average side-channel leak detection
2000/sec
Firmware binary triage rate
too many
Manual soldering errors per week
Your severance
One high-end logic analyzer and a pat on the back.
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