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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a human bootloader for a flickering monitor.
Professional power-cycler and keyboard crumb inspector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your desk-side frustration away.
help!youAI▸ DESKBOT-X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resets your locked workstation instantly
You swap broken keyboards and reset forgotten admin passwords. You are the office's expensive reboot button.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, tactile patience required to untangle a desk's nest of power cables.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all basic password resets internally.
Month 3
Sensors and scanners take over tracking your hardware serial numbers.
Month 5
Employees grab new dongles from vending machines without your help.
Month 6
Network diagnostics fix your printer jams without physical intervention.
Month 8 · D-Day
The final laptop is deployed, leaving your desk chair empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
48 hours
Ticket response delay
too high
Coffee consumption rate
infinite
Average keyboard crumbs
Your severance
A slightly used ergonomic mouse and our pity.
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