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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Hardware Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #8wubyz9j
Your job has an expiration date
July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou are just a glorified reboot button with better typing skills.
Professional cable untangler and user-error translator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning it off and on again faster.
help!youAI▸ AUTOFIXER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches firmware before the user notices errors
You swap failing RAM sticks and tell users to restart their machines. Your existence ends at software auto-patching.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing power supply just by the faint smell of ozone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify hardware failure before the machine even crashes.
Month 5
Software automatically logs and prioritizes every single user request.
Month 10
The AI gains remote access to firmware and low-level settings.
Month 15
Operating systems patch themselves without human intervention or reboots.
Month 20 · D-Day
The last cable is plugged in by a wall-mounted robotic arm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
94 percent
Users who lied about rebooting
12 kilograms
Cables tangled daily
Your severance
One refurbished mouse and a bag of zip ties.
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