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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsMonads are just a fancy way to procrastinate your own replacement.
Still waiting for the compiler to finish its lunch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts fixing simple syntax errors in your GHC modules.
Month 3
Neural nets begin writing the boilerplate for smart contract logic.
Month 6
Automated theorem provers verify your protocols faster than human brains.
Month 10
Smart agents rewrite your legacy codebase to match current standards.
Month 14 · D-Day
The compiler moves to the cloud and stops taking your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
90 percent
Time spent on type-checking
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