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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Hazard Prevention Specialist jobs? · Latest report #vpfumcnj
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clipboard is just a slower, paper-based version of my database.
Professional worrier with a keen eye for wet floors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Watchful eyes that never blink or nap.
glub.youAI▸ SAFETYSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hazards before they even exist
You monitor job sites for safety violations and write reports. We just watch through cameras and sensors instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a worker is genuinely tired versus just being lazy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-def vision models start logging every worker's movement pattern.
Month 7
The AI writes your daily safety reports before you arrive.
Month 16
Smart speakers start shouting at workers who bypass safety protocols.
Year 2.2
Smart gates lock out anyone not wearing full PPE gear.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your site access badge is remotely deactivated by the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
8 million/sec
Accident reports processed
100 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Compliance fines
Your severance
A high-visibility vest that says I WAS HERE.
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